She greets you when you open the app, or do pretty much anything else.
Touch her and she says male ego boosting and completely inane phrases like, “Ooooh! You have strong hands,” or, “ That tickles!”. Oh joy! It's a peep show with nothing interesting to peep at.
#WHAT IS A POCKET GIRLFRIEND MOVIE#
After about a minute the movie reverses and you can then watch her writhe again as if the movie was being rewound on a tape player. Pocket Girlfriend depicts a lightly clad young woman, a slow motion movie actually, who stands before you writhing, exposing her belly, and looking more bored than sexy. If you’re thinking about doing the same, don’t. Apple’s app reviewers would not let an app through that displayed anything racier than a wet t-shirt, I knew, so anything that might remotely be of interest to my more baser instincts would definitely not be in the app. What could possibly be so great about an app that purports to be a virtual girlfriend.
This week (12/11/09), however, Pocket Girlfriend appeared as #4 on the top ten paid apps list at the App Store. Every so often I’d see the app and pretty much ignored it. I snickered back then, wondering what sort of loser person would pay real money for something like that. I saw Pocket Girlfriend a while back while surfing through the App Store. I am a man after all, and the promise of titillation, however benign, is something most men, with the possible exception of my high school gym teacher, would find tough to resist.
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